DOGS OF LAW
(Blumenstein/Ives/Bear/Sullivan)
A dog wearing pants
Adrift in the hail
The courtroom his sea
And justice his sail
He knows what is wrong
He knows what is right
His nose always leads him
Through the darkness of the night
Cry havoc! Let slip the dogs of law
War hammer! Breaking down your door
White lightning! Sets fire to the skies
You can see the barking fury in their eyes
An army of evil
Massed along the shore
They number ten thousand strong
A horde like none before
Their swords at the ready
Their shields raised on high
Their lawyers are present
To tell them how to lie
Cry havoc! Let slip the dogs of law
Proud Saxon! Valhalla ever more
Red dragon! Aslumber in its cave
The fire of Doomsday will send you to your grave
(TENDREISE!)
(TASTE MY MIGHTY BLADE!)
KILLER CLASSICALLY-INFLUENCED GUITAR BREAK
Cry havoc! Let slip the dogs of law
Grand wizard! Looking for a whore
The devil! Burning through the floor
They're no match for the legal Labrador
Cry havoc! Let slip the dogs of law
Hobgoblin! Rotten to the core
Black magick! Cooked up by the troll
Drink not from his cauldron lest his gumbo steal your soul
TENDREISE!