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Guess the cop movie lines.

Posted on March 20, 2009 by David

Ann inspired me. These lines are from fictional cop movies that don’t exist. Name the non-existent movie each one is from!

1. “Not a problem — the mayor can bounce to work on his tiny prick from now on.”
2. “Never seen an egg crack a man before.”
3. “Freeze! We got muffins!”
4. “Chief say no.”
5. “If it don’t smell good, it can at least impregnate you.”
6. “Any further movement and my friend Garbage here will get a yummy treat.”
7. “If he sees that, your nuts and mine will be paste.”
8. “Don’t worry, ma’am, we know the police.”
9. “Pinch it off!”
10. Do you know the meaning of ‘forcemeat’? You will.”

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I’m a service designer, cartoonist and co-founder of Squishface Studio. I’ve done comics for The Guardian, Crikey and Australian MAD. Currently also deputy president of the Australian Cartoonists Association.

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