Tweeted on 2012-10-05

  • Car parked over 2 spots in my street. Angry note on windshield begins, "YOU SELFISH ALAN JONES!…" #
  • Recommend dropping by the Melb comics meet, Prince Alfred Hotel, 2pm Sat. Regulars, plus the @AUcartoonists gang. Big! https://t.co/KRiyRMnl #
  • Help @CJDownes get from Taswegia to the Stanleys cartoonist convention. If you do, I get to party with him. http://t.co/yr4IZR6z #

Tweeted on 2012-10-04

Alan Jones’ apology

A piece of coaster art summing up Alan’s feelings.

Tweeted on 2012-10-03

  • HANDY TIP: listen to a series of production music tracks "in the style of Coldplay's 'Clocks'" if you need incentive to kill yourself. #
  • Drawing Night starts at Squishface in half an hour! Draw on a coaster! 309 Victoria St, Bruns. Be there! It's fun. #

Tweeted on 2012-10-02

  • WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE .PSD GOT FLATTENED #photoshopterror #
  • I updated my showreel. #ominous #
  • Hey, comics people: do I need to have a publisher to put a book on @comixology? See nothing about it on their site so am assuming I do. #
  • In case you missed it: political penises. http://t.co/3QG3YWMQ #
  • Drop by Squishface Drawing Night (Wed, 6pm) and be part of the Coaster Show! We've got a pile of blanks waiting. http://t.co/wR9zxDGk #

Political Cartoon #2

I’ll never need to draw another political cartoon again: this one pretty much takes care of it. Sorry about all the wangs.

Was part of the Exhibitchin’! at Squishface Studio. Limited edition print available, of course.

Alan, Kyle and Jackie

I think media fatheads talking ugly garbage help make the world a worse place, and that’s why I’m going to put these ones in some new cartoons when I get started on a Precinct series later this year.

Tweeted on 2012-10-01

  • Hey artists! We want your coasters! http://t.co/wR9zxDGk #
  • The Squishface Coaster Show is sponsored by the good people at @Micador, who've given us a load of art stuff to make your coasters with! #
  • For that reason, you will want to bring the kids by Squishface this Sun Oct 7 from 12pm and set them to some coaster-drawing. #
  • Also, it'll be good fun. As evidenced by the great coasters we've got already. http://t.co/wR9zxDGk #
  • Alan Jones, Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O are going to be in my animated series whether they like it or not. http://t.co/VlH5xm1l #
  • Kyle, Jackie and Alan. I think I made them look a bit too human. http://t.co/QNBV1Nr6 #

Tweeted on 2012-09-30

  • Why isn't it OK for Alan Jones to be a pig when he's hanging out with Young Liberals? Better they learn it from him than out on the streets. #

Moore Approved

I really enjoy Alan Moore’s comics, so I hope to see this image on the front of one of my books someday.