Tweeted on 2012-05-25
- Squishface was on TV a couple months ago; it's on YouTube now. http://t.co/WAqLQzX4 #
- Did the Vic Police Protective Services Officer "are you suitable" quiz. Bent the truth re my capabilities in dealing w/drunks #
- Protective Services Officer quiz says I should apply! Also bent the truth re: my physical fitness. They gotta take what they can get, though #
- "Hello David, Thank you for registering your application for the position of Protective Services Officer with Victoria Police." #
- Q: "Have you ever been under investigation by the police for any offence?" If I had been, would I necessarily know about it? #
- The bit in the PSO application where it tells you you won't be able to take the last train home after work is where most would have given up #
- Going to secret #ewf12 artists' party! If 40 of you meet me at Wheeler Centre wearing sneers, I can sneak you in as an atheist convention! #