Tweeted on 2012-02-17
- Father Bob and Dave Graney live on stage this Sunday! Not together, unfortunately. http://t.co/i024ObUB #
- I am being followed by @SirFord! I think this means he is my digital brand manager now! How will we commercialise my passion first? #
- I am interested to know how @SirFord is going to make me a social media star while I've got this gut going on. Kind filming angles? #
- Hey @SirFord, did you volunteer to be my brand manager because I tweeted the words "social media", or because animators are natural stars? #
- The prob with @SirFord being my DigBrandMgr is that he already has a client launching an underwear label. Lucky my "Blumers" are for women. #
- Sorry, @SirFord, had to pop out for a late lunch. I guess ALL my lunches will run late now that you're making me a digicelebutante! #
- A cool thing about being @SirFord's new digital media star is being allowed to use the VIP hashtags! #icansmellladygaga #omgdiamondsammiches #
- As your digital media star, @sirFord, should I stay married to @barleyhush, or can I move up to a wife with Twitter followers in 4 figures? #
- As @SirFord's newest social media star, I am willing to share empty, vapid life affirmations with my followers. #grabthosedreamz #fondlelife #
- I'm "monetising my dreams" with my new agent, @SirFord! Will consider personal appearances alongside only the least rapey football players. #
- Hey @SirFord, for this Herald-Sun column you've booked me, should I go w/standard xenophobic bullcrap, or Bolt it right up? #
- Now that @SirFord is making me a social media star, other cartoonists benefit too! @andrewfulton, @jaseharper & @azzamckazza = my entourage! #
- My digital brand manager, @SirFord, reminded me I need to ask my followers more questions so you can interact with me. Are you virgins? #
- My new digital DICE AMLO brand manager, @SirFord, told me to MOUNTAIN LION drop more Trending Topics YONOCREOEN into my GARY CARTER tweets. #
- Some of @SirFord's other social media star clients have fake names. May change to "Dave Lovelife", "Dreamstryker" or simply "D4v1d". #
- Thank you, people. I've got almost 1/3 of the Bret Braddock vol. 2 pre-orders I was after in less than a day! http://t.co/HKt7w1mI #
- In fact, if we get to $325 worth of pre-orders by midnight, I will stop constantly tweeting things to my digital brand manager, @SirFord! #
- Am hoping @SirFord will team w/@AngryAussie to teach me how to be a YouTube Star! Considering vlogging while wearing skin of Rebecca Black. #
- I need to check with @SirFord, my digital brand manager, whether it's time for me to delegate my tweeting to a harried personal assistant. #