Funny jokes from Mordy

Last month, my friend Saul’s little boy heard jokes being told and thought he’d tell us a few of his own. They cracked me up!

Q: What do you give a sick statue?
A: Meat!

Q: What do you give a flower?
A: Building!

Q: What do you give a rabbi?
A: Rabbi hair!

Mostly he came up with the jokes by looking around and spotting things he could name, but since there were no rabbis around at the time I reckon he might be talented.

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